Save The Manuals.

"McMike" (mcmike) 07/07/2015 at 11:10 • Filed to: savethemanuals, fiveminutephotoshop

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Hi, I’m sarah McLachloon.

Will you be an angel for helpless manual?

Every day innocent manuals are ignoored, forgotten, and neglected, and are crying out for help. Please, call the noomber on your screen and join the #savethemanuals hashtag with a moonthly gift right now. For just eighteen doolars a moonth (only sixty cents a day) you’ll help rescue manuals from dealerships and provide excitement, shelter, thrills, and love. Call, or join online in the next 30 minoots and you’ll receive this clutch disk a phooto of heel & toe in a footwell right now - one that has been given a second chance, thanks to you.

(In the aaaarrrrrmmmms of the angel)

Right now, there’s an manual that needs you. Your call says, “I’m here to help.” Please call right now.

Manuél Ferrari > McMike 06/24/2014 at 18:12

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This one wins!

McMike > Manuél Ferrari 06/24/2014 at 18:16

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Honesty, it was inspired by the MotorAuthority video , which was probably inspired by the Sarah McLachlan Animal Cruelty Video, so this was twice regurgitated...

Thanks!

Manuél Ferrari > McMike 06/24/2014 at 18:24

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We should make a trippy version that uses the early 2000s techno version of her song, lol

The Compromiser > McMike 06/24/2014 at 18:25

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what accent is that supposed to be, Eh? I mean, whats it all aboot?

LongbowMkII > Manuél Ferrari 07/07/2015 at 11:14

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and google’s dream trippiness.

Takuro Spirit > McMike 07/07/2015 at 11:15

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10/10, would bang gears

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > McMike 07/07/2015 at 11:16

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...and now for the most famous set of loafers on Youtube -

Shifting Lanes > McMike 07/07/2015 at 11:16

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LOL. Brb, dying. This is amazing.

extraspecialbitter > McMike 07/07/2015 at 11:17

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WHAT NUMBER DO I CALL? HOW MUCH ARE CALLS TO CANANDA?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 07/07/2015 at 11:32

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mcseanerson > McMike 07/07/2015 at 12:02

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Don’t forget her Audi commercial.

PushToStart > Manuél Ferrari 07/07/2015 at 16:24

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you’re back! It seems like it’s been a while since I’ve seen you around here lol

Manuél Ferrari > PushToStart 09/19/2016 at 03:00

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I was back, then I wasn’t, does this site still even work now that Gawker is dead? Are you still here?

PushToStart > Manuél Ferrari 09/19/2016 at 11:07

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YOOOOOOOOOO good to see your name around here again!

PushToStart > Manuél Ferrari 09/19/2016 at 11:08

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Are you actually back this time again? (please say yes please say yes)

Manuél Ferrari > PushToStart 09/19/2016 at 14:35

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I think so. But I can’t make any promises. Who knows when workload will spiral out of control again. I got to a point where it was 6-7 days a week and all I could do when not working was sleep or watch TV. No fun!

PushToStart > Manuél Ferrari 09/19/2016 at 14:56

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hahaha I know that feeling man!

You still have the 430 right?

Manuél Ferrari > PushToStart 09/19/2016 at 15:07

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Thanks! Glad you’re still here too!

Manuél Ferrari > PushToStart 09/19/2016 at 15:07

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Car addiction life is tough life. Spend too much money and have to work too hard, haha

Yeah still got it. And I hope to start using it for commuting by the end of the year. Going to have covered parking at work soon so it won’t sit in the sun

PushToStart > Manuél Ferrari 09/19/2016 at 19:43

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YESSS, commuting in a Ferrari, you’re my hero hahaha

Manuél Ferrari > PushToStart 09/19/2016 at 19:56

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Thanks! It’s too good not to drive more. Gated shifter > regular shifter every time.

I wish Porsche would come out with a special edition car with a gated shifter. That would make them heroes.

I might need to get a used R8 one day just so I can have the only German car with a gated shifter that I’ve ever heard of.